enthrone:

all i think of when i see this is “why”, “why is there a book on your crotch”, “OH MY GOD??? WHY IS THE PAGE BENT LIKE THAT. STOP.” 

THE PAGE

I CAN’T

WHY AREN’T THEY FIXING IT

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The Red vs Blue S9 Calendar has “Ash Wednesday” marked on the calendar…followed up by “Ketchum Thursday”.

I adore these people.

youregonnaloseit:

afterm4th:

I will reblog this EVERYTIME I see it.

^Same.

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earthflamed:

sleepinginlight:

Woman Who Made Fun Of American Apparel Contest Wins, American Apparel Act Like A Bunch Of Babies

Nancy Upton, the gorgeous prankster who satirized American Apparel’s condescending search for a plus-sized model with smutty and silly overindulgence photos, actually won the online contest! Then American Apparel acted all American Apparel and wouldn’t recognize her victory, even though she had far and away the most votes. Here are some more of the photos that lampooned the contest and won the hearts of online voters.

American Apparel’s Pissy Response To Nancy Upton, In Part

“It’s a shame that your project attempts to discredit the positive intentions of our challenge based on your personal distaste for our use of light-hearted language, and that “bootylicous” was too much for you to handle. While we may be a bit TOO inspired by Beyoncé, and do have a tendency to occasionally go pun-crazy, we try not to take ourselves too seriously around here. I wonder if you had taken just a moment to imagine that this campaign could actually be well intentioned, and that my team and I are not out to offend and insult women, would you have still behaved in the same way, mocking the confident and excited participants who put themselves out there?”

 … “Oh—and regarding winning the contest, while you were clearly the popular choice, we have decided to award the prizes to other contestants that we feel truly exemplify the idea of beauty inside and out, and whom we will be proud to have representing our company.”

She’s fierce and gorgeous. B’) GURRRRRRLLL, work it.

SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:

Normal people:	Oh no! We're all gonna die!
No.6 fandom:	BEES.
Conspiracy theorists:	ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom:	Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom:	Not my division.
Naruto fandom:	...who did sasuke kill this time
Merlin fandom:	There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom:	THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom:	I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom:	Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom:	FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Glee fandom:	Thanks a lot, RIB!
Supernatural fandom:	GET THE SALT!!!
Castle Fandom:	JOSH DAVIDSON!
Once Upon A TIme fandom:	Mr. Gold!!!
The L Word Fandom:	FUCKING JENNY SHECTER, THAT VAGINA WIG.
Grey's Anatomy fandom:	WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SHONDA.
Gintama fandom:	L-L-Let's just find a t-t-time machine
One Piece fandom:	Half of it goes "Yohoho, an adventure" and half of it goes "We're all going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!"
Fullmetal Alchemist fandom:	Who did they try to bring back to life this time?
Hetalia Fandom:	ENGLAND'S IN THE KITCHEN.
Pandora Hearts Fandom:	Oh, was that another explosion? Do have some tea with us while we wait for things to be resolved-- OH WAIT, THAT WAS REVY, WASN'T IT.
Baccano Fandom:	IT'S THE RAIL TRACER. OR LADD. OR ANY INSANE PERSOB.
Durarara Fandom:	Izaya, WHAT DID YOU DO? Or is it Yodogiri's fault?
T&B Fandom:	OUROBOROS.
Homestuck Fandom:	HONK
Red vs Blue Fandom:	Tucker did it.

rewatching rvb s9 episode 17

guh I love Carolina so much.

Just thought I’d remind you all.

la-creme:

WHAT?
WHEN WAS IT A DRYER?
IT’S A PIZZA BOX IN MY VERSION!
WHAT!


 
WHY IS IT A PIZZA BOX?! 

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panasonicyouth:

thegoddamazon:

karnythia:

deliciouskaek:

sinsario:

spicypeppers:

davekatwhisperer:

toocooltobehipster:

omfg

oh my god

I…can…t…..b.reathe…

The powder dragon

I don’t even know whyyyyyy she thought the ladle was better than the table spoon. I don’t know why. 

WHYYYY.

WHY.

Y’all. Y’ALL! I laughed at this broad like it was my job & I was getting a bonus for it. I think I sprained something.

I JAFdsjlbksabj k I CAN’t EVEN

winner.

winner of the whole internet.

i’m crying

BOTTOM’S UP!!

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tyleroakley:

SEEMS LEGIT.

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